This garden disqualifies itself from the ratings for having no hammock opportunities to speak of. It is here for the door and the would-be hollyhocks. Nil points.
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Ratings explained:
* call for a skip
** concrete over it
*** covet it
**** I'd sling my hammock here
***** in my wildest dreams